It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
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