Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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