I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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