i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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