I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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