One girl and one boy is just not enough.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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