Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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