yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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