Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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