yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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