it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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