shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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