help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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