That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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