I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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