okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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