i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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