I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
