She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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