oh god the rape fog is back!
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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