i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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