Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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