Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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