Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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