I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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