I think my vagina is haunted
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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