That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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