dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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