I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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