Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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