It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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