It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I just forgot I was standing up.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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