just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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