Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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