About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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