I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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