this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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