Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
