Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
operation harelip BJ is a go
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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