the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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