This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
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You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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