Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
organizing the empties. That sober.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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