My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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