My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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