my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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