No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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