My nipple is on Facebook.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
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its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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