i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He called his prostate his "boner button".
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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