my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
