I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I just want nice things and good sex
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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