i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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