Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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