Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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