It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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