Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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