Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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