Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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